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LCadaver is dead?ÿ
L2Written by Tyrant/CADAVERÿ
ThisðarticleðisðnotðaboutðtheðAmiga-
group,ðCadaver.ðNo,ðweðareðcertainly
notðdead!ðWeðareðkickingðassðlike
neverð before!
ThisðarticleðisðaboutðtheðDeath-Metal
groupðnamedðCadaver.ðIðguessðmostðof
youðhairyðdudesðhaveðheardð"Cadaverð-In
Pains..."ðandðifðyouðagreeðwithðme;
ThatðisðaðfuckingðgreatðCD!ðIðreally
loveð theð weirdð soundð ofð Deathð Metalð and
Contra-basses/Symphonyðmixedðtogether.
Anyway,ðthisðveryðcoOLðbandðfrom
Fredrikstad(Norway)ð hasð forð að longðtime
beenð
oneð
ofð
myð
favouriteð
bands.ð
Ið must
admitðthatðIðhaven'tðlikedðtheirðvocals
thatðmuch,ðbutðtheirðmusicðis
ultra-cool!ðWell,ðIðhaveðreasonsðto
beliveðthatðCadaverðisðasðdeadðas
Cadaverðcanðbe...ð-Thisðisðonly
"rumours"ðthoughð(atðleastðIðhave
choosenðtoðcallðitðrumours,ðsinceðI
haveðonlyðreadðitðinðaðlocal
newspaper...)ðButðstill,ðIðreallyðfear
thatð
theseð
rumoursð
areð
horribleð true!
Theðpoint:ðYeah,ðlet'sðgetðtoðit...
Soon...ðbutðfirstðIðhaveðtoðtellðyou
aboutðaðfestival/concertðIðattendedða
fewðweeksðago...
L1SFjellparksfestivalenÿ
Theðyearlyðfestivalðwasðsituatedðin
Flekkefjord,ð southernð partð ofð Norwayðon
Saturdayðtheð6.ðofðAugustð1994.ð-ðI
thinkðitðwasðtheð13.ðtimeðthisðcity
hadðthisðfestival.ð12ðbandsðorðso
playedðthisðyear,ðmostlyðlocalsðorðat
leastðratherðunknownðNorwegianð
bands...
Mostð ofð theðbandsðthatðplaysðhereðare
youngðlowðprofileðheavyðMetal-bands...
(Notðespeciallyðgoodðbandsðinðother
words...)ðButðusuallyðtheyðhaveða
coupleðofðbandsðtoðattractð
peopleð
from
otherðcitiesðthanðFlekkefjord...
Well,ðthisðyearðtheyðpromisedðthat
someðcoOLðRave-bandsðshouldðplay...ð
So
theðfestivals'ðstyleðshouldð
beð
somewhat
changed...ð-Someðgroup-namesðgot
publishedð
butð
Ið
onlyð
rememberð
oneð name;
L1S"Jetmotor1"ÿ
Yeah,ðthisðnewðbandðisðaðbandðwhich
lead-singerðisðratherðfamousðin
Norway...ðAlexðisðhisðname,ðandðheð
has
beenðaðlotðonðTV...ðNorwegianðyouth
eitherðloveðhimðorðhateðhimð(other
generationsð"usuallyð"hateð"him...)
becauseðofðhisðrudeðtalkingðatðTV...
Heðlovesðtoðrediculeðpoliticians,ðswear
atðTV,ðtalkðaboutðpussyð(FITTE!)ð
aso...
Well,ðheðwasðveryðactiveðinðaðprogram
namedð'U'ðandðmostðofðtheðnorwegiansðdo
anywayð
knowð
whoð
I'mð talkingð aboutð now.
Alexðusedðtoðplayðinðað(Bad)ðMetal
bandðnamedðGo-Go-Gorilla...ð(Awesome
name?)ðWell,ðIðneverðlikedðthisðgroup
cozðitðwasðfarðawayðfromðbeing
aggressiveðandðextreme...ðButðstill,ðI
reallyðadmiredðthisðAlex-dude...ðHe's
reallyðfunny!ð-Anyway,ðthisðbandðis
(afterðwhatðI'veðheard)ðstillðalive,
butðIðthink(read:hope!)ðthatðAlexðis
concentratingðmostlyðonðJetmotor1ðand
notðGo-go-gorilla!
Anyway,ð
heð
hadð
nowð
teamedð
upð withð a
fewð
fellowsð
andð
startedð
að Rave/Techno/
Metalðbandðnamedð"Jetmotor1"ð-Iðand
someðfriendsðdecidedðthatðweðshould
driveðtheðlongðwayðtoðFlekkefjordð(it's
reallyðnotðthatðlongðbut...ðIt'sðnot
shortðeither!)ðsoðthatðweðcouldðrave
ourðassesðoffðonðSaturday-night!ðWe
madeð
ourð
plans,ð
boughtð ourð alcoholð and
setðoffðtheðnextðday.ð(=Ifðyouðaren't
tooðstoopidðyouðwouldðbyðnowðrealize
thatðthisðwasðaðveryðwellðplanned
trip,,,,ðNOT!)ðWeðarrivedðatðeightðor
soð(whileðtheðconcertðstartedðsix),
despiteðthisðweðdidn'tðfeelðthatðwe
wereð
inð
að
hurryð soð weð visitedð að girlð we
knewðinðthisðtownðandðstartedðtoðdrink
andðbecameðratherðdrunkðasðtheðtime
passedðbyðus....
Oki,ðweðfinallyðreachedðtheðpark
afterðmanyðglassesðofð
Absoluteð
Citron,
Beer,ðWineðorðwhatever...ðIðguessðthe
clockðhadðreachedð11ðnow...ð(Atðthe
evening,ðyes!)ð11ð-ð6ð=ð5...ðWhich
means,ðtheðfestival/concertðhadðlasted
forðapprox.ð5ðhoursðbyðnow...ðSoðmost
ofðtheðcrap-ðbandsðwereðnow
finnished...
Whenðweðarrivedðthereðtheðlastðcrap
lowlife-local-fuck-metal-bandðwasðat
theðstage,ðplaying(?).ðThereðwereð3
moreðbandsðorðsoðthatðshouldðplay
tonight,ðandðthoseðwereðofðcourseðthe
bestðbands...ðRaveðforðallðtheðmoney!
Thenð"Jetmotor1"ðwithðAlexðatðthe
vocalsðshowedðup...ðWoowh!ðFucking
great!ðItðwasðaðreallyðgreatðmixðof
Rave-TechnoðandðHard'N'HeavyðMetal...
Theð vocalsð wereð ratherðcoOLðtoo,ðnotðas
theðvocalsðwhenðheðusedðtoðsingðin
Go-Go-Gorilla...ðNo,ðtheseðvocalsðwere
coOL!ðWell,ðIðandðmyðfriendsðnow
becameðreallyðwild...ðWeðravedðour
assesðoffðandðsmashedðourðheadsðoffðin
violentðdisrupter...ð(Fuck,ðIðshould
reallyðlookðthisðdisrupter-wordðup...
ButðIðhopeðthatðitðsuitsðinðthis
sentenceðanyway!)ðWeðallðlikedðthis
music;ðIðwithðmyðtasteðforðmetalðand
extremeðRaveðaso.ðandðmyðfriendsðwith
theirðtasteðforðeverythingðelse...
*8D-(=:ð-ðWeðallðwentðextaticðtoðthis
bandðandðtheð2ðlastðbands...ðWell,
let'sðnotðstartðtalkingðaboutðthoseðtwo
otherðbandsðcozðthenðweðgetðaðlittle
tooðmuchðouttaðlineðhere...
L1SWhat about Cadaver?ÿ
Yeah,ðwhatðaboutðthem?ðWhereðdoðthey
getðintoðtheðpicture?ðWaitðandðthough
shaltð see!ð -ð Cozð guessð whatðhappenedða
fewðdaysðafterðIðhadðcomeðhomeðfrom
thisðfestivalð(aðfewðdaysðafterðthe
painð
inð
myð
backð
aso.ð hadð disappeared)
Ofðcourse,ðIðreadðaðnewspaper's
reviewðofðtheðfestival...ðAndðtheyðhad
especiallyðreviewedðtheðnewðband
"Jetmotor1"ðtheyðhadðreallyðnoticed
thatðtheðcrowdðlikedðthisðbandðand...
Well,ðtheyðalsoðwroteðsomeðmore...
-Guessðwhat?
That'sðright!ð(Atðleastðsomeðofðyou
mustðhaveðfiguredðitðoutðbyðnow!)ðFor
theðfirstðtimeðIðheardðwhoðtheseðother
dudesðinð"Jetmotor1"ðwere...ðYeah,
theyðwereðnotðformerðmembersðof
Go-Go-GorillaðasðtheðAlex-dudeðon
Vocals...ðNoðbyðallðmeans,,,ðtheyðwere
theð fuckingð awesomely-coOLðgroupðnamed;
CADAVER
Fuckin'ðA!!!ðThat'sðright!ðCadaver
hasðdroppedðoutðfromðtheirðDeath,
Judgement-day,ðtotalðdestruction-Metal;
Andð isð nowð playingð inð aðveryðfreshðband
namedðJetmotor1!ðYeah,ðafterðmy
opinionðthisðisðgoodðnews,ðcozðIðreally
likedðwhatðIðheardðatðthisðfestival;
"Jetmotor1"ð
wasð að greatð live-bandð andð I
thinkðyouðwillðagreeðwithðmeðifðyou
everðgetðtoðexperienceðthisðbandðlive!
ItðwasðsoooðcoOLðwhenðAlexðtookðhis
shirtðofð(he-heh!)ðandðtheðmusicðwas
GREAT!ðOkei,ðIðwasðratherðVERYðdrunk
aso...ðButðstill,ðIðthinkðthatðI
reallyðwillðenjoyðitðwhenðIðfinallyðget
toðhearðitðonceðmore...ð(Iðdon'tðknow
whenðtheyðwillðreleaseðanything,ðguess
itðwillðtakeðsomeðtimeðsince
"Jetmotor1"ð isð aðratherðnewðband)ð-ðBut
forðthoseðthatðabsolutelyðNOTðlikeðthe
mixtureðofðTechnoðandðMetal,ðthenðI
guessðtheyðareðreallyðsadðnews...ðCoz
Cadaverðhasð
alwaysð
beenð
að
reallyð
GOOD
band!
Anyway,ðitðreallyðseemsðlikeðCadaver
isð
deadð
nowð
andð
forð thoseð thatð haven't
gotð"CADAVERð-InðPains..."ðIðwould
adviceðyouðtoðbuyðitðcozðitðisðultra-
great!ð(Atðleastðgoðandðlistenðtoðit!)
Andðofðcourse;ðWatchðoutðforðthe
comingðworkðfromðthisðveryðfreshð
band
"Jetmotor1"ðwithðCadaver-peopleðatðthe
instrumentsðandðAlexðatðtheðvocals....
HailðDeathðMetalðandðhailðRave-Techno!